Speeding Banta

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    Banta is pulled over by the same motorcycle cop who caught him earlier last month for not stopping at lights and beat him up. So Banta decides to go for a revenge this time.
    Banta: Is there a problem Officer?
    Cop: Sir, you were speeding.
    Banta: Oh I see.
    Cop: Can I see your licence please?
    Banta: I`d give it to you but I don`t have one.
    Cop: Don`t have one?
    Banta: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
    Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
    Banta: I can`t do that.
    Cop: Why not?
    Banta: I stole this car.
    Cop: Stole it?
    Banta: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
    Cop: You what?
    Banta: She`s in the trunk if you want to see.
    The Cop looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
    Senior Officer: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! Banta steps out of his vehicle.
    Banta: Is there a problem sir?
    Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
    Banta: Murdered the owner?
    Senior Officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.
    Banta opens the trunk, revealing nothing.
    Senior Officer: Is this your car sir?
    Banta: Yes, here are the registration papers.
    The Officer is quite stunned.
    Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
    Banta digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
    Senior Officer: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn`t have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
    Banta: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
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