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Santa is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, Santa doesn`t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire Santa`s privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, Santa thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again Santa is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on Santa`s balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I`ll jump off the ladder!"
- Green circles!! A woman goes to the doctors, and says, 'Doctor, I`ve got a bit of a problem. I`ll have to take my clothes off to show you.'
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She gets undressed, and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready.
'Well, what... - Swedish Sandwich An American soldier was on duty in Sweden. He took a Swedish gal out to the movies.
They settled in, started some light petting, and the American said, 'Now in America we call this hamburger.'
The gal says, 'Yah, yah vee call dis hamburger in Svedin, too.'
The movie continues and... -
A Penguin Banta is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has hundred rupees, so they kick him out. Banta goes to the next one. But, since he only has hundred rupees, he gets kicked out again.
So by this time, Banta is really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says, 'Look, I only have... -
The Pretzel hold Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.
Before the final match, the American wrestler`s trainer comes to him and says, 'Now don`t forget all the research we`ve done on this Russian. He`s never lost a match because of this `pretzel` hold he has. Whatever you do, don`t... - Shooter Banta was getting ready to close his bar for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to Banta, 'This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!'
The scared Banta pleads, 'Don`t shoot, please! I`ll do as you say!'
The robber yells, 'Shut up and empty the cash register!'
Banta says, 'Okay, okay! Just don`t shoot, I have a wife and kids! I`ll do whatever you say!'
The crook takes the money and...