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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What`s that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful... I had tennis elbow once."
- Hereditary!! Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
'How do you account for this?' he asked the brothers.
'It`s hereditary... - Green circles!! A woman goes to the doctors, and says, 'Doctor, I`ve got a bit of a problem. I`ll have to take my clothes off to show you.'
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She gets undressed, and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready.
'Well, what... - Swedish Sandwich An American soldier was on duty in Sweden. He took a Swedish gal out to the movies.
They settled in, started some light petting, and the American said, 'Now in America we call this hamburger.'
The gal says, 'Yah, yah vee call dis hamburger in Svedin, too.'
The movie continues and... -
A Penguin Banta is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has hundred rupees, so they kick him out. Banta goes to the next one. But, since he only has hundred rupees, he gets kicked out again.
So by this time, Banta is really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says, 'Look, I only have... -
The Pretzel hold Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.
Before the final match, the American wrestler`s trainer comes to him and says, 'Now don`t forget all the research we`ve done on this Russian. He`s never lost a match because of this `pretzel` hold he has. Whatever you do, don`t...