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A man is at work one day when he notices that his coworker is wearing an earring. This man knows his coworker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn`t know you were into earrings."
"Don`t make such a big deal, it`s only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
"So, really? How long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."
- Cuckoo clock Just after Santa got married, he was invited out for a night with the friends.
So Santa told his wife, Jeeto that he would be home by midnight.
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy, so at around 2.30 AM Santa was drunk as a skunk, and headed for home.
After about half an hour just as Santa got in the door... - Sleeping with Baby! John went to his friend`s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, 'You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby.'
John said that he would prefer... - Child support! Father, 'When you go back to your Mom tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she`ll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face.'
Daughter, 'OK'
Later that night
Daughter, 'Mom, Dad asked me... - Frozen state! A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, 'Andrew doesn`t appreciate what I do for him!'
'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'
'No, mother,' the young woman laments. 'I bought a frozen chicken and... - Liars A minister would up the services one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark.'
On the following Sunday...