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Banta goes down to the beach for a spot of sun bathing and falls fast asleep. While asleep the wind gets up and covers him in sand, the only thing exposed is his big toe.
A beautiful young nympho walking along the beach spots this protrusion and procedes to get herself off on Banta`s toe. When she has completely satisfied herself she climbs off and goes on her happy way.
Banta wakes up totally oblivious to what has happened, dusts himself off and goes home. Two days later his toe is all swollen so off he goes to the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at the guys toe and says, "Crap, if I didn’t know better, I’d say you had syphilis of the toe".
"What," says Banta, "that has got to be real rare."
"Rare," says the doctor, I had a beautiful young girl in here yesterday with athletes pussy."
- A tasty revenge A girl and her boyfriend got to the local pub. When it`s the girls turn to buy a round, she tells him that she has heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of... - Hemophiliac? A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
'Any specific problems you should tell me about?' the doctor asked.
'Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours,' she replied. 'Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?'
'Well... - Reality! A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. 'Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?'
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, 'Let`s make a demonstration out of this. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with... - Viagra`s side effects A woman asks her husband if he`d like some breakfast.'Chicken and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?'
'Nah,' he says. 'It`s this Viagra - it`s really taken the edge off my appetite.'
At lunch time she asks, 'How about a bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins, or maybe... - AIDS virus!! There was a Russian, an Italian and Banta on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the Russian said...