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A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he just goes on.
He encounters a Brother a little while later along the way and he says,"Good morning Brother."
The Brother replies in a sing song voice, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
The priest looks confused at all this but goes on.
He gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow priest and he says, "Good morning Father."
The priest replies in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
Now the priest was mad. He continues his walk to the dinning hall not saying a word to anyone.
The Bishop sees him and says, "Father ..."
The young priest was not going to take any more even from the bishop.
He looks at the bishop and says, "No I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
The bishop looks at him stunned and says "What?"
The priest realized his mistake and said "I am sorry your holiness, what is it you want."
The bishop looks at him and says, "All I was going to do was ask you why you had on Sister Ann`s shoes?"
- The bribe! An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
'If you get in the car,' the driver says, 'I`ll give you five hundred rupees and a piece of candy.'
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man... -
Another chance!! A group of people decide to prove that blondes are not really dumb. For this reason, they gather 80,000 natural blondes at Wembley stadium. A guy who`s hosting the show randomly picks out one blonde and asks her to come down to the center. They are standing at the microphone as he asks her:
'What`s two... - The Earring! A man is at work one day when he notices that his coworker is wearing an earring. This man knows his coworker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in 'fashion sense.'
The man walks up to him and says, 'I didn`t know you were into earrings.'
'Don`t make such a big deal, it`s... - The inheritance!! Santa and Banta meet in the street. Santa looked dejected and almost on the verge of tears.
Banta said, 'Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?'
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So Santa told his wife, Jeeto that he would be home by midnight.
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy, so at around 2.30 AM Santa was drunk as a skunk, and headed for home.
After about half an hour just as Santa got in the door...