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Santa and Jeeto were married, and celebrated their first night, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
Morning comes and Santa goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks his bride, Jeeto, to please bring one from the bedroom. When Jeesto gets to the bathroom door, Santa opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to Jeeto where she sees all of him well.
Jeeto`s eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What`s that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
Santa, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that`s what we had so much fun with last night."
And Jeeto, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
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The pro says, 'Loft.'
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