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Banta bought a new rifle and he was too excited. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: "You`ve got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Banta decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Banta soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said: "That was a huge mistake, Banta. You`ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."
Again, Banta thought it was better to comply. Although he survived again, it would take several months before Banta finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear said: "Admit it, Banta, you don`t come here for the hunting, do you?"
- The stripper The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby town.
She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
For her second number, she stripped and danced in sheer bra and panties. This time the applause... - LOFT!!! Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, 'What did I do wrong?'
The pro says, 'Loft.'
The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, 'What did I do wrong?'
The pro says... - Swollen toe! Banta goes down to the beach for a spot of sun bathing and falls fast asleep. While asleep the wind gets up and covers him in sand, the only thing exposed is his big toe.
A beautiful young nympho walking along the beach spots this protrusion and procedes to get herself off... -
Is anybody home? Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
'Father, I am sinful.'
'Yes son, just tell me what have you done... - A tasty revenge A girl and her boyfriend got to the local pub. When it`s the girls turn to buy a round, she tells him that she has heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of...