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Santa is a fireman and one day when he came home from work he told his wife, Jeeto, "You know we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we are all on the truck ready to go.
From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed, and when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night Santa came home and yelled Bell 1!
Jeeto promptly took all her clothes off.
Then he yelled Bell 2, and Jeeto jumped into bed.
Then he yelled Bell 3, and they began making love.
After a few min Jeeto yelled, "Bell 4".
"What the hell is "Bell 4" asked Santa?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE" she replied, "you`re nowhere near the fire......
- Just married Santa and Jeeto were married, and celebrated their first night, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and Santa goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks his bride, Jeeto, to please bring one from the bedroom. When Jeeto gets to the bathroom door, Santa opened the door, exposing his body...
- The stripper The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby town.
She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
For her second number, she stripped and danced in sheer bra and panties. This time the applause... - LOFT!!! Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, 'What did I do wrong?'
The pro says, 'Loft.'
The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, 'What did I do wrong?'
The pro says... - Swollen toe! Banta goes down to the beach for a spot of sun bathing and falls fast asleep. While asleep the wind gets up and covers him in sand, the only thing exposed is his big toe.
A beautiful young nympho walking along the beach spots this protrusion and procedes to get herself off... -
Is anybody home? Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
'Father, I am sinful.'
'Yes son, just tell me what have you done...