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    A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see.
    He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.
    He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived.
    As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!"
    With out missing a beat, he retorted, "You're telling me I'm not sterile!"
  • The raffle There is a raffle at the local Jewish Community Centre and prizes are being drawn.
    '4th prize, which goes to Hymie, is a BMW Royce.'
    Huge applause. Hymie goes up to collect his keys and shake hands.
    '3rd prize, which goes to Jacob, is a...
  • Dwarfs at play Two dwarfs were on a golf vacation, and after playing 36 holes on the first day, they hit the local bar.
    After a few drinks, they decided to pick up two prostitutes and take them back to their hotel rooms.
    The first dwarf, however, was unable to get an erection.
    His depression was made worse by the fact that..
  • Long distance runner A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar.
    The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink.
    Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink.
    After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were...
  • Banta in pain! Banta has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.
    He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.
    They start necking and Banta...
  • DoorKnob! Santa and his wife, Jeeto were in the bathroom getting ready for work when Santa looked at Jeeto and said, 'I got to have you!'
    Santa backed Jeeto up against the bathroom door, pulled down her...
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