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    A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the students answer by reciting a short poem.
    The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher`s pet.
    He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
    The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room.
    She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...if I can, and I think I can."
    The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room.
    He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don`t give a damm about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think can!"
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    Jeeto agreed to return the following day. Jeeto was nervous as her husband, Santa...
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    Priest: 'What have you done my child?'
    Girl: 'I called a man a son of a bitch.'
    Priest: 'Why did you call him a son of a bitch?'
    Girl: 'Because he touched my hand.'
    Priest: 'Like...
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    So with! that, he poked a hole through the middle of the barrel and screwed till he was satisfied. Ever since then...
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    After the first day, Banta and the French guy had successfully castrated...
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    So the guy says, 'Well, give me some examples.'
    So the girlfriend proceeds to tell him...
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