Nothing to worry about

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    In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"
    "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.
    "Forty," she replies.
    "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."
    The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"
    "Well, dear, how old is your sister?"
    The little girl answers, "Nineteen."
    "Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."
    The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"
    "How old are you, dear?"
    The little girl answers, "I`m seven years old."
    "No, dear, you can`t get pregnant..."
    Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."
  • Johnny`s Plan A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the students answer by reciting a short poem.
    The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher`s pet.
    He stood and said, 'My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think...
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    Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and...
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    Jeeto agreed to return the following day. Jeeto was nervous as her husband, Santa...
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    Priest: 'What have you done my child?'
    Girl: 'I called a man a son of a bitch.'
    Priest: 'Why did you call him a son of a bitch?'
    Girl: 'Because he touched my hand.'
    Priest: 'Like...
  • Confession!! There was once a man and his dog, who were stranded on an island. One day, the man was really desperate and wanted to have sex real bad, so he went round the island, hoping to find a woman or something, except for a barrel.
    So with! that, he poked a hole through the middle of the barrel and screwed till he was satisfied. Ever since then...
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