| Once Santa was feeling horny and was not sure what to do about it. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fifty Rupee note. He walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on the door. The madam opens the door and asks Santa what she can do for him. "I`m really horny but I have fifty rupees only. What can you do for me?", Santa asks the madam. She looks over Santa and tells him, "Don`t worry we can take care of you. No problem". She leads Santa into this room where in the opposite corner is a chicken. Santa thinks about this a second and figures it can`t be that bad. He gives fifty rupes to the madam and she closes the door behind her. Santa undresses and has the time of his live. When he`s done he can`t remember when he has had such a pleasurable experience. One week later, and horny again, Santa has saved up Rs 200. Being a satisfied customer he goes back to the same madam and asks what she can do for him for 200. "Well for Rs 200 we have special show", the madam replies. She leads him into a different room where there are several other people sitting on benches. "Sit back and enjoy the show Santa", the madam tells him. Santa gives the money to the madam and takes a seat on one of benches. Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open revealing another room on the other side of a two way mirror where two women begin to undress each other. Santa is very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware anyone is watching as they begin to make love to each other passionately. Apparently there is nothing they won`t do to each other. Santa once again feels like he is getting his money`s worth. He turns to the person beside him and says, "This is a pretty good show for Rs 200 eh?!" The guy turns to Santa and says, "That`s nothing... last week we saw a guy fuck a chicken". |
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