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Two out of work bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location so they hitched a ride.
The driver dropped them off in the city`s red-light district.
A hooker approached one of the bums and said, "Hey guy, would you like a hand job?"
The bum shook his head and said, "Errr, no it`s okay!"
A few minutes later another hooker approached the bums and said, "Hey guy,would you like a blow job?"
The bum again shook his head and said, "Errr, no it`s okay!"
After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy and said, "We`d better go back where we came from. We`ve only been here 10 minutes and we`ve been offered two jobs already!"
- Nice Legs! Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from the military base. The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent. He saw a nun seated on a round bench beneath a tree, quietly reading a book.
He said to her, 'Quick sister, please hide me I don`t want to be drafted, and... - Religious person!!! A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
'Well,' he said, 'I`ve been seeing this girl for a while and she`s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight`s the night.
We`re having dinner with her parents, and then... -
Winking!!! Banta went in for an interview for a job as a sales man. The interview went quite well, but the trouble was that he kept winking.
The interviewer said, 'Although you have a lot of the qualities we are looking for, the fact that you keep... - New Life A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a makeshift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot and they discussed... - Advertisements!!! A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her and began to feel humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat, and he seemed more amused.
She moved again, and then on her fourth move, he burst out laughing. She had...