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    Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.
    The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
    Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband, Santa’s face while you’re having sex?”
    “Well, yes, I did once.”
    “Well, how did he look?”
    “Very angry.”
    At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well Jeeto, that’s very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband’s face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?”
    “He was looking through the window at us.”
  • Job offer Two out of work bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location so they hitched a ride.
    The driver dropped them off in the city`s red-light district.
    A hooker approached one of the bums and said, 'Hey guy, would you like...
  • Wrong number! Sunday morning... Pappu is just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So he heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
    'Hello?' Says a little girl`s voice.
    'It`s Daddy,' Says Pappu. 'Is Mommy near the phone?'After a brief pause, 'But...
  • Nice Legs! Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from the military base. The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent. He saw a nun seated on a round bench beneath a tree, quietly reading a book.
    He said to her, 'Quick sister, please hide me I don`t want to be drafted, and...
  • Religious person!!! A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
    The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
    'Well,' he said, 'I`ve been seeing this girl for a while and she`s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight`s the night.
    We`re having dinner with her parents, and then...
  • Winking!!! Winking!!! Banta went in for an interview for a job as a sales man. The interview went quite well, but the trouble was that he kept winking.
    The interviewer said, 'Although you have a lot of the qualities we are looking for, the fact that you keep...
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