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Banta, "Preeto and I are going to get a divorce".
Santa was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together"
"Well" he said, "ever since we got married, Preeto has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market."
"Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." Santa probed.
"Nah, I`m not bitter. Now that I`m so improved, she just isn`t good enough for me."
- Woman`s ears! Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said... - Shopping spree! There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
'Hello?'
'Honey, it`s me. Are you at the club?'
'Yes.'
'Great! I am at the mall two blocks from... - Laloo`s Threat A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, 'Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to... -
Expensive car A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and... - Break my arms 'Doctor', said the young man lying on the couch, 'you`ve got to help! Every night i have the same horrible dream. I am lying in the bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes.'
The psychiatrist nodded, 'And what would...