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By the time the morning service was to begin, only one man was in the church.
The priest said to him, "It looks like everyone has slept in. Do you want to go home or should I preach the sermon?"
The man replied, "When I go to feed the chickens and only one comes, I still feed it."
The priest took that as a yes, mounted the pulpit and delivered an hour-long sermon.
At the end, he asked the man what he thought.
His answer: "When I go to feed the chickens and only one comes, I don`t give it the whole bucket!"
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Special dog An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when the old woman died.
The entire family showed up for the funeral, and every day after the funeral the old man would visit the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there.
The groundskeeper at the cemetary, after two months of... - Johnnie`s request Johnnie wanted $100 to buy a remote control car, so he prayed like crazy for two weeks ... but nothing happened.
Johnnie decided to write God an urgent letter, requesting $100. When the post office received the letter addressed to God, USA, they forwarded the letter to... - Praise the Lord! An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout 'PRAISE THE LORD!'
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, 'There ain`t no Lord!!'
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she... - Bouquet of roses Banta was very much in love with a beautiful girl.
One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. Banta told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
That evening Banta called the local florist and ... - Smart painter Santa was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
'You did a great job.' he said and handed the man a check.
'Also, in order to thank-you, here`s an extra Five hundred rupees to take the Mrs out to dinner and a movie.'
Later that night...