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A man walks into a bar and sits down and order 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender stunned by this order asks the man, what is the occasion.
The man says, "I’m celebrating in a way."
The bartender asks the man what he’s celebrating.
The man smiles and says, "Today I just got my first Blowjob."
The bartender says, "Well now, that sure is worth celebrating. Hell, I`ll buy you another shot. It’s on me!"
The man says, "No thanks. If 12 shot`s don’t get the taste out of mouth, nothing will."
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Osama in Hell Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
'I don`t know what to do here,' the devil says. 'You`re on my list, but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I`ll tell you what I`m going to do: I`ve got a couple of... - Temptations!!! A young man was shipwrecked on a remote island. There was nothing for him to do except play with himself. After many years even that stopped.
He was always preparing for the day when he would be saved. One morning he saw a ship turn into the cove and he quickly ran to the woodpile and started it afire. He then... - Got a spare one?? The telephone lineman had been out drinking the night before, and the next day he went to work not feeling too good. He climbed to the top of the first pole and as he took his pliers out to repair the wire he dropped them. He had to climb all the way down to retrieve them.
As he got to the bottom of the pole and was picking up his pliers, Little Johnnie... - what`s in a name! A farmer had 3 lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys came by to pick them up.
The first boy arrived and said: 'Hi, I`m Eddie, I`m here for Betty, we`re going steady, is she... - Violent erection! A guy has a crush on a girl at his work. He is dying to ask her out on a date, but every time he sees her, he gets the biggest erection ever. There is nothing he can do to control it.
After some time, he decides to get her phone number and call her up. This way, he won`t have to see her and won`t get too excited. He ends up...