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"Miss Veronica, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained.
"Why?"
"It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black."
The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers.
"What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded.
She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."
- Kill me! Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.
Then, one of them got an idea, saying 'I know, let's play swords!'
'Play swords?' asked the other.
'How?'
'Simple. Whip it out, smack it till it's hard, and... - AIDS cure! A man walks in to a doctors office and says, 'Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS.'
The doctor replies, 'Are you gay?'
The man answers, Yes.'
The doctor says, 'I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a... - Running motor! There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy.
The old man replied, 'This old motor is still a' running.'
Next year his wife had another baby and the doctor came out and told... - Sign Board! On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, 'You'll have to wait.'
'But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.'
'Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.'
'Listen, I'm pretty... -
The cutting edge! An American, a Russian and Santa are bragging about the sharpness of their swords and how skillful they are in utilizing the sword.To demonstrate, American pulls his hair, throws it into the air, pulls out his sword and swings it across. To everybody's wonder the hair gets cut...