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Santa is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
Santa struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw Santa getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!"
At this Santa pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back???
- Emergency flashers! A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening... - Family history! One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. 'How did I get here, Mommy?' she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, 'Why God sent you, Honey.'
'And did God... - Kiss my... Banta was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, 'Sir, can you tell me the time?'
Banta stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said... - Excited bull There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.
It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, and young George was pretty excited.
'Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?' asked George.
'George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll... -
Crazy pervert! An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women.
Walking into the local saloon he asked a local, 'What do you fellows do around here for entertainment?'
'You mean...