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An old man and his wife had just gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, Tie score."
After about ten minutes later the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown I'm ahead 14-7."
Now starting to get into this, the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown tie score."
The old man strains really hard but to no avail; he can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and poops in the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-Time, Switch-Sides"
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