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    This guy who stutters badly, walks into a Bar, and says, "Ssay! Bbbartender, gggimme a bbbeer".
    The Bartender, who is badly Humpbacked, serves him a beer and says, "That will be Rs 200 please!"
    The Guy thinks that's pretty high priced and says, "Ddddamn! Ttthat's hhhigh!"
    The Bartender says, "Yes, but that's our price, that's what we get!".
    The guy pays him and drinks it down.
    He then says, "Sssay! Bbbartender, gggimme a wwhiskey ppplease!"
    The Bartender serves him a shot of whiskey and says, "That will be Rs 300 please!".
    The guy says, "Ddddamn! Ttthat's hhhigh!"
    The Bartender says, "Yes, but that's our price, that's what we get!".
    The guy pays him, drinks his whiskey and, before leaving he says, "Bbbartender tthanks for nnot mmmaking fffun of my ssstuttering wwwhile I wwas in hhhere!"
    The Bartender replied, "Oh that's OK! I want to thank you for not making fun of my Humpback while you were in here."
    The Guy says, "Oh ttthat's OK, eeverything else in tthis ppplace wwas so hhhigh, I ttthougt it wwas yyour Bbbutt!"
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