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    A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
    At the end of the Service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.
    They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive! She lives for ten more years and then dies.
    A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
    As they are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"
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    The response was prompt, 'Change your course ten degrees north.'
    'I am a captain,' he responded testily. 'Change your...
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    'What treatment are you getting?'
    'Five minutes with...
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    'God dammit, I missed,' says the doctor.
    The sky starts to darken a bit becoming overcast.
    'Don't use the Lord God's name in...
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    The parrot got bored, his owner growing stale and not developing any new tricks that the parrot...
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    The Bartender, who is badly Humpbacked, serves him a beer and says, 'That will be Rs 200 please!'
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