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Santa went to his friend Banta s house for dinner. The main course that evening were stuffed karelas(Bitter Gourd), (the types where the karela is stuffed with masala, and tied with a thread) Having never tasted karelas made this way before, Santa ate 6 of them; thread and all ........... and said yummy, Bhabiji!
The next mornnig- in the toilet; Santa discovered thread coming out of his arse. Not realizing the real cause, he screamed for his wife "Surinder, dekh mere Bund udhrri jandi hai!" (look my ass is coming undone/ un-threading)
- Engineers` perception about human body Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.'
Another said, 'No, it was an... -
Santa and Porsche! Once Banta saw Santa in a brand new Convertible Porsche.
Banta asked Santa- Where did you get such a nice Car?
Santa replied- Well, I was walking yesterday on a Beach minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this Car. She came out of the Car, took - Genie and three wishes! A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks for their order.
The man says, 'I ll have a beer' and turns to the ostrich. 'What s your s?'
'I ll have a beer too' says the - Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex ? 1) You can GET chocolate.
2) 'If you love me you`ll swallow that' has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone... - A Chinese detectives report: A man suspected his wife of seeing another man; so he hired a famous Chinese detective to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later he received this report: