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    The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had.
    When the squad got there it was too late, the man had died.
    While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess.
    He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.
    The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going."
  • Banta's elephant Banta bought an elderly circus elephant. But he couldn't afford to feed it.
    So he started a contest: entry was Rs 500, and the first person to get the elephant to jump with all 4 feet off the ground would get Rs 10,000. (He'd never seen an elephant jump with all...
  • Tongue tied! Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.
    1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!
    2nd: Uhmm, yummy!
    1st: Look at her...
  • Suspecting Santa! Santa returns home early from a business trip and got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
    Santa suspected his wife, Jeeto, was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For Rs 1000, the cabby agreed.
    Quietly arriving at the house, Santa and cabby...
  • Taste like shit! A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting.
    He tells his wife, 'You've got three choices; you can go duck hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back.'
    Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says...
  • Hot dog!!! Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and finally emigrate into New York.
    Before they begin building their new lives in America, they decide to see some of the famous places they dreamed of for so long; the Statue of...
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