Normal sex life!

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    When the surgeon came to see his young patient on the day after her operation, Jennifer was slightly embarrassed.
    So, the doctor asked "What's wrong?"
    "Well this is a bit embarassing for me," she replied, "but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal sex life?"
    "Uh..." stammered the doctor, as he thought pensively. "Uh, I hadn't really thought about it. You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy."
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