| Two tigers are walking single file along a narrow jungle path when the tiger in back takes off and disappears for a few minutes. Shortly after the other tiger returns to his place behind the lead tiger, the lead tiger feels what appears to be the trailing tiger's tongue applied just below his tail. Although he disapproves of this, he doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to start any trouble. Shortly, the lead tiger feels the same sensation and, being thoroughly disgusted, decides to confront this butt-licker. He turns around and says to the other tiger, "Hey! Did you just lick me twice in the butt?" The rear tiger replies, "Yeah, and I'm very sorry about it. The trouble is, I just ate a lawyer and I was just trying to get the taste out of my mouth." |