Chinese Laundry!

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    A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties.
    The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says, "Use more soap on panties."
    This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry.
    Finally fed up the Chinaman responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass."
  • Everybody was coming! A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making wild and passionate love. In total disbelief...
  • Never let him see... Preeto's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
    'Never let your husband see you in the nude,' she advised. 'You should always wear...
  • Banta in a bar Banta is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way.
    He calls the bartender over and says, 'I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink.'
    The bartender replies, 'It won't do you any good.'
    Banta, with a confused look on his face says...
  • Little cowboy A little boy walked into an ice cream parlour dressed up like a cowboy. He was wearing chaps, a hat and toy guns.
    The girl working behind the counter asks, 'What can I get you?'
    'I wanna hot fudge...
  • In Too Deep! There was a couple, Banta and Preeto, going at it for the first time, and they were going at it for a while when suddenly Banta asks Preeto to open her legs a little wider.
    She does and they continue.
    A few minutes go by and Banta asks...
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