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    Andy gets home and happy and his room mate ask him why are you so happy.
    Then Andy said I did something right for a change.
    His room mate says what did you do?
    Andy replies well last night I met a good looking chick. I followed her to an alley nice and dark.
    His room mate ask him well what did you do.
    Well I prevented a rape and a beating.
    His room mate asked him how he did it.
    Andy replies, "I convinced her."
  • Blood transfusion! The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for the undertaker. Removing his clothes, she discovered that the young man had died with the most massive erection she had ever seen.
    Unable to take her eyes off it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her...
  • Chinese Laundry! A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties.
    The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says...
  • Research programme! The University of Califonria decided on a research programme to find out why a man has a bulge on the end of his penis. They spend three years and two million dollars and came to the conclusion that it was to satisfy the man during intercourse.
    The university of Cambridge disagreed with these findings and...
  • Everybody was coming! A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making wild and passionate love. In total disbelief...
  • Never let him see... Preeto's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
    'Never let your husband see you in the nude,' she advised. 'You should always wear...
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