| Santa is a farmer has three sons. One day his eldest son comes to him and pleads that he is graduating from university and would really like to get a bike. Santa says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a bike." The boy was not too happy but he understood. A week later, his second son approaches him wanting a new scooter. Well, Santa gets the same excuse, "As soon as the tractor is paid for." Shortly after that, Santa's youngest is bugging him for a bicycle. Again, Santa gives him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees the rooster mating with one of the hens, and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the hens back, mumbling to himself. Santa says, "Son, why would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that." The little boy says, "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that damn tractor is paid off!" |