Couple of fingers!

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    Banta is sitting on a train across from a busty girl wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.
    The girl realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"
    "Yes, I'm sorry," replies Banta and promises to avert his eyes.
    "It's quite alright," replies the girl, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
    Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Banta, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.
    "I can also make it wink," says the girl. Banta stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
    "Come and sit next to me," suggests the girl, patting the seat.
    Banta moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
    Stunned, Banta replies, "Can it whistle too?!"
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