| Two gays are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says, "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his friend puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything", the friend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something". So the friend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the friend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the friend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something. "Hey, I found something," says the friend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The friend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......" |