| Santa arrived home from work one day and found, to his dismay, his young wife, Jeeto, laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus & neck with a high fever. He immediately put her in his car and drove her to the emergency room of a local hospital. They, in turn, admitted her into the Intensive Care Unit and asked that he wait in the waiting room. After 2 hours of pacing, Santa was getting increasingly more irritated and upset. Then, finally the ICU doctor came through the door and approached him. Santa blurted out, "What the hell's wrong with my wife, Doc?!" The doctor looked at him calmly and said, "Santa, I think your wife has acute angina, and I want to keep her here tonight." With a very loud voice, Santa said, "Like hell!! I think it's cute too, but what are you doin' lookin' at it anyway when the problem's in her neck?!!" |