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    Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.
    One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head.
    The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse."
    "But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.
    "Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter *this* church!" he insists.
  • Nature's call Banta was out for his morning jog and about halfway through he had to go, to answer nature's call.
    He looks around and saw a tree on a lawn. It was early in the morning so he decided to go on the lawn. He finished and proceeded on with his jog.
    On his return trip, a lady waves to him from the house...
  • Gay's Gift! Two gays are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says, 'Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything.'
    So his friend puts his finger in his ass and feels around.
    'I don't feel anything', the friend says.So the first guy says, 'No deeper...
  • Sweden sandwich! At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, 'In America, we call this a hug.'
    She replies, 'Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too.'
    A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says...
  • Live demo!!! Our Banta is a scientist and once he was studying a pair of visiting aliens ask how they reproduce along with his colleagues and assistants.
    The male alien says, 'Here, will show you.'
    He proceeds to intertwine his antennae with those of the female for 15 seconds afterwhich a sack...
  • Couple of fingers! Banta is sitting on a train across from a busty girl wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.
    The girl realizes he is staring and inquires, 'Are you looking at...
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