Engine overhauling!

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    The gynaecologist thought it would be a good idea to expand his skills in the field of car maintenance and enrolled for a course to be trained as a mechanic. After completing the course, everyone had to take a practical exam.
    When the exam results were posted, the other students were very upset to see that the gynaecologist had scored 150% on the practical exam.
    The examiner was called in to explain the outrageous mark.
    "Well sir, I did not know what else I could have given him. This is the first time I have ever seen anyone do a complete engine overhaul through the exhaust."
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