| After much soul searching and having determined that Banta is infertile, he and his wife Preeto decided to try artificial insemination. When Preeto showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups. She was feeling rather awkward about the entire procedure when the doctor came in. Her anxiety was not diminished by the sight of him pulling down his pants! "Wait a minute! What the hell is going on here?" yelped Preeto, pulling herself into a sitting position. "Don't you want to get pregnant?" asked the doctor. "Well, yes, I do," answered Preeto. "Then lie back and spread 'em," replied the doctor. "We're all out of the bottled stuff." |