Birthday wish!!!

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    A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.
    "What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.
    Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"
    The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad.
    He said, "Make a wish and blow!"
    She closed her eyes, and made her wish.
    Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started sucking on it.
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