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    A small white guy walks into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him.
    The big black guy looks down at the small white guy and says, "Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, Ben Dover."
    The small white guy faints!
    The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to consciouness, slapping his face and shaking him before he booms out, "What's wrong?" The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
    The big guy looks down and says, "Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, my name is Ben Dover."
    The small white guy says, "Thank god! The first time I thought you had said, 'Bend over!'"
  • Three wishes! It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his gun to shoot the snake.
    'Hold on there, partner,' said the snake...
  • Tip A man stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip--three rupees.
    As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, 'You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the...
  • Unusual death! This construction worker had climbed 20 stories to the job site. Once there he'd asked the foreman if he could go back down to take a leak. Not wanting to lose the time, the foreman balanced on I-beam across another, stood on one end, and told the worker to walk out to the other end to pee.
    While the worker was doing his busines...
  • New Client!!! A saleswoman from a major condom company was required to travel cross-country to meet a perspective buyer.
    Her boss asked her to take about 100 condoms of various types with her. As she was running late for her flight, she simply stuffed them all into her...
  • Sex maniac!!! Santa, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home.
    He said them to his wife, Jeeto, who promptly said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, dear, but I've got to do all of this laundry. Another time, please.'
    The next night poor Santa tried again, and Jeeto said...
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