| Father John walked into a pub, and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father John walked up to Robert and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" Robert said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" Robert said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." |