| Two guys were standing next to one another at a urinal and one looks over at the other and says, "Excuse me, but didn't you use to live in St. Louis?" "Why yes I did," the other man answered back. "How did you know that?" "Well I used to live in St. Louis as well. And didn't you live on the east side?" "Yes, I was from the east side," the man answered back. "How did you know this?" "I belonged to the Jewish congregation there. Weren't you a member too?" "Why yes, I was," the man replied. "How would you know this?" "Didn't rabbi Horowitz perform your circumcision? "Yes, I think he did. But how would you know this?" "Well," answered the first man, "You're peeing on my leg." |