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    Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
    "It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his dick."
    "You know what?" replies Jenny. "It's exactly the same with my Richard..."
    They turn to the third blonde and ask, "When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, too?"
    "Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put Chris's thing in my mouth!"
    "You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it."
    She says she'll think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner. "Whoa!" the first blonde asks. "How did you get that black eye?"
    "Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she says.
    "What on earth for?" the second blonde asks.
    "I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as how Pete's and Richard's are so cold."
  • Quick-witted! A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
    Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants...
  • Too much Sex! Banta goes to sexopathologist for consultation.
    You know, doctor, my erection is not as good as it used to be...
    Are you married?
    Yes.
    How often do you do it with your...
  • Pure wife! There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home.
    When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks 'What's this?'
    She replies, 'A cock.'
    He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks later...
  • Smart wife! A woman and her lover, Banta, are having sex. Someone knocks on the door.
    Woman, 'It must be my husband! Ok, I'll handle this.'
    She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her husband, 'Darling, please, empty the trash.'
    While he is out...
  • Bottom holes! A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. However, hell was nothing like he had expected.
    It was a huge bar, swarming with beautiful blondes. And behind the main bar were dozens of liquor bottles, with labels of the finest liquors known to man. So the guy moseys up to the bar, intending to...
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