| A young amorous couple were about to do the wild thing, so, being smart, they bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex. When she came back to her boyfriend's apartment a week later, the woman discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12. A little upset, she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His reply was, "Honey, I masturbated with them." She then went to her male confidant friend and told him told him the story, and asked him if he had ever done this. "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you have masturbated with a condom before?" she said. "Oh" he said, "I thought you meant have I lied to my girlfriend." |