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    Banta came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "Preeto, my love, you'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking."
    "Really," she said, interested at once. "What is it?"
    "Back to back," Banta replies
    "But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back." "Yes, we can," Banta says. "I've persuaded another couple to help out!"
  • Too hot! In the middle of night Jeeto woke Santa, 'Darling, it's so cold!'
    Santa, jumped out of the bed, brought one more blanket from a closet and carefully tucked it around Jeeto's body.
    After a while, Jeeto woke him once again...
  • Dishonest fiancĂ© A young amorous couple were about to do the wild thing, so, being smart, they bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex.
    When she came back to her boyfriend's apartment a week later, the woman discovered that there were only six condoms remaining...
  • Recycled products! A Tax Official has come to a rural synagogue for an inspection. The rabbi is accompanying him.
    'So rabbi, tell me, please, after you have distributed all your unleavened bread, what do you do with the crumbs?'
    'Why, we gather them carefully and send them to the city and then they make...
  • Oversized? Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
    'How do you account for this?' he asked the brothers.
    'It's hereditary, sir,' the older one...
  • Warm balls! Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
    'It's funny,' says Samantha, 'Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his dick.'
    'You know what?' replies Jenny. 'It's exactly the same with my Richard...'
    They turn to the third blonde and ask, 'When you blow...
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