| A blonde is crossing the road when she gets run over. She is lying on the ground as the driver rushes out of the car to her. "Are you all right?" he asks her. "Everything is just a blur, I can't see anything," blonde says. Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight. "How many fingers have I got up?" he asks. "Oh, no!" she replies, "Don't tell me I'm paralyzed from the waist down, too!" |