Universal Emblem!

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    Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because
    It more clearly reflects their party`s political stance.
    A condom stands up to inflation.
    Halts production
    Discourages cooperation
    Protects a bunch of dicks.
    Gives a sense of security while screwing others.
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