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    Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
    Jeeto said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
    "As you wish," said Santa.
    "Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
    "Ok," said Santa.
    "And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Jeeto.
    "That's right," said Santa, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"
  • Seniority at brothel! A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels nearby.
    When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'
    'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry...
  • Paralyzed! A blonde is crossing the road when she gets run over. She is lying on the ground as the driver rushes out of the car to her.
    'Are you all right?' he asks her.
    'Everything is just...
  • Ball replacement! This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor laughing.
    Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a...
  • Thing of beauty! Into a bar comes Santa, looking like he'd just been run over by some vehicle. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
    'What happened to you?' asks the bartender.'
    'Banta and me had a...
  • Lovemaking! Banta came home in great excitement and said to his wife, 'Preeto, my love, you'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.'
    'Really,' she said, interested at once. 'What...
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