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Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.
Bartender:- "Hey don t worry about her, She is lesbian!"
Banta:-"Lesbian or no lesbian, I get them all"
....and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he says, "Honey where exactly in Lesbia, you from ?"
- It`s a small world! There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up Santa and Banta behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes.
Then Santa says to Banta, 'I think I am going to go ask them if they don`t mind stepping out... - Engineers` perception about human body Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.'
Another said, 'No, it was an... -
Santa and Porsche! Once Banta saw Santa in a brand new Convertible Porsche.
Banta asked Santa- Where did you get such a nice Car?
Santa replied- Well, I was walking yesterday on a Beach minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this Car. She came out of the Car, took - Genie and three wishes! A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks for their order.
The man says, 'I ll have a beer' and turns to the ostrich. 'What s your s?'
'I ll have a beer too' says the - Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex ? 1) You can GET chocolate.
2) 'If you love me you`ll swallow that' has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone...