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    Twelve wives arrived at the Pearly gates.

    "Now,ladies," said the officiating angel," How many of you have been unfaithfull to your husbands ?"
    Eleven ladies blushed and put up their hands.
    "OK," sighed the angel picking up the telephone.

    "Hello, is that hell ? Do you have room for twelve unfaithful wives, one of them stone deaf ?"
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