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    The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
    One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing, and because the priest had heard that cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.
    At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
    All the men stood up.
    "No, No," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
    All the women stood up.
    "No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
    Half the women stood up.
    "No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
    All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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