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Santa went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during the day while running some errands.
When he entered the house, he was surprised to see his wife, Jeeto, in bed with Banta who placed his head on her breasts.
Santa demanded, "What on earth are you doing?"
To which Banta nonchalantly replied, "Quiet! I am listening to music !!"
Santa shoved him aside and said, "Let me listen!" and placed his head on Jeeto's breasts.
Santa exclaimed in suspicion, "I don't seem to hear any music."
"Of course not," quipped Banta, "You're not plugged in!"
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Well hung! There was a young man in the Army who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Army doctors and one Armey nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said... -
Anal thermometer When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at the pharmacy, go to the thermometers section and purchase a rectal thermometer.
When you get home, lock your doors and... - Substitute Santa comes home one night and his wife Jeeto throws her arms around neck, 'Darling, I have a great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.'
The next day, a guy from the electric company... - True lies! Santa and Jeeto bought a box of a dozen condoms. They had a nice time in bed, playing and fondling and finally culminating it by having sex. Next morning Jeeto left for Chandigarh to visit her parents.
When Jeeto came back a week later, she discovered that... - Mode of payment One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman...